LAUGH AND ENJOY

4 OLD MEN


Four friends plans to go for a walk. One was late and the others were discussing about their children. First man said, “My son has acquired his own name in his field, he started his career as junior civil engineer, now he owns a famous construction company. He is very successful and last year he gifted his good friend a beautiful house in the heart of the city"
Now came the second man's turn. He said: " My son was just a car sales executive earlier, now he owns 7 branches of dealership companies, He became so successful that six months before he gifted his friend a brand new car."
"My son," started the third man, "was a sales assistant in a gold shop, now he is a success in jewelry industry, infact last summer he even gifted his best friend a huge collection of diamonds!!!"
When the fourth man arrived, they tells him about the discussion and asks him about his son. He says, “Being very frank, I was not at all happy with my son. He was doing nothing after his graduation, recently only I found that he is gay.Any way I am happy that he must be good at his activities because his boyfriends gifted him a beautiful new house, a brand new car and a huge collection of diamonds!!!!"
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LAWYER AND THE THE FARMER


Once a lawyer planned to go for bird hunt in village. There, he shot a bird and it flew and fell in front of a house.
"Any way it's mine" thought the lawyer and went to collect the bird. Then, came a farmer from the house, and he told that the bird is mine since it is in front of his home. The angry lawyer said:" look man, I have shot it, so I am the owner of the bird".
The quarrel went on for a long time and the lawyer said" see, I am a lawyer and I know the laws more than you and I can sue you for this"
"I don't agree with you" said the farmer, "Here in our village we have the kick rule to decide things"
"Right, Tell me how it works then?" asked the lawyer. Farmer replied,"Three times I will kick you very hardly as I can, Then you do the same. This process repeats for three times until on of us gives up".
Lawyer agrees to this and farmer says he will start first and kicks between the lawyer's legs very hardly.Poor lawyer fells down out of pain and he gets the second one straight on his face. He did not get enough time for scream while he got the third hit on his stomach. Lawyer, some how manages to get up and says its his turn now. Farmer replies:" No, I am quitting, you can have the duck!!!!!"

SMS JOKES

HI FRIENDS!!! HERE IS SOME COLLECTION OF SMS JOKES.

1) TEACHER ASKS DOODU:"WHERE ARE YOU BORN?"
DOODU: "THIRUVANANTHAPURAM"
TEACHER:"SPELL IT"
DOODU(AFTER THINKING):"I THINK I WAS BORN IN GOA"
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WHY DOES SASHI SMILES ON LIGHTNING?
HE THINKS HIS PHOTO IS BEING TAKEN
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I ASKED SASHI: :WHEN ITS HOT WHAT WILL YOU DO?
SASHI: I WILL SIT NEAR AIR COOLER
I ASKED SASHI AGAIN: WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN IT IS EVEN HOTTER?
SASHI: I WILL SWICH ON AIR COOLER
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SASHI CALS RAILWAY ENQUIRY: HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE TO REACH ERANAKULAM?
"JUST A MOMENT" SAYS THE RECEPTIONIST. "THANK YOU VERY MUCH" SASHI SAYS AND DISCONNECTS
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SASHI PROPOSED A GIRL. GIRL SAID:"SORRY SASHI,I AM ONE YEAR YEAR ELDER TO YOU"
SASHI:" NO PROBS DARLING...I WILL MARRY YOU NEXT YEAR..."
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SASHI FALLS IN LOVE WITH A NURSE AND WRITES A LOVE LETTER: I LOVE YOU MY DEAR SISTER..............
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ONCE SASHI CALLS DOCTOR:"DOCTOR MY WIFE IS PREGNENT". DOCTOR ASKS"IS THIS HER FIRST CHILD?".SASHI IMMEDIETLY REPLIES: "NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND SPEAKING"
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DOODU STORIES_PART 1

DOODU IS A FRIEND OF MINE.THERE IS A WHOLE LOT OF COMEDY STORIES RELATED TO HIM. HERE ARE SOME HAND PICKED ONES:

(1) " YOU KNOW, OUR COMPANY DIRECTOR IS A USELESS" SAID DOODU TO A LADY COLLEAGUE.

"WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" ASKED THE LADY.

"NO" REPLIED DOODU.

"I AM THE DIRECTOR'S DAUGHTER."SAID THE LADY.

"AND DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" ASKED DOODU."NO" SHE REPLIED."THANK GOODNESS!!!" SAID DOODU WITH A SIGN OF RELIEF

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(2) THIS HAPPENED WHEN DOODU WAS IN SCHOOL.

TEACHER ASKED DOODU: HOW CAN YOU PROVE EARTH IS ROUND?

DOODU REPLIED: I CAN'T. BESIDES, I NEVER SAID IT WAS.

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(3) ONCE, WE SAW DOODU SEARCHING NOOK AND CORNER OF THE LIVING ROOM. WE ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS SEARCHING FOR. DOODU SHOUTED:

" BE CAUTIOUS!!!THOSE TRAITORS HAVE KEPT HIDDEN CAMERAS!!!!!!"

WE ASKED IN FEAR"HOW COME YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?". DOODU SAID"THAT GUY ON TV KNOWS WHAT EXACTLY WE ARE DOING. EVERY 5 MINUTES HE KEEPS SAYING YOU ARE WATCHING STAR MOVIES CHANEL.HOW DOES HE KNOWS THAT?"

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(4) ONCE DOODU AND HINI WERE IN RAILWAY STATION. HINI ASKS THE ENQUIRY BOARD "CAN I TAKE THIS TRAIN TO KANNUR?"

"NO" SAID THE PERSON IN ENQUIRY BOARD.

"CAN I???" ASKED DOODU

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(5) DOODU GOT AN INVITATION FOR A PARTY. IN THE INVITATION CARD THEY MENTIONED "BLACK TIE ONLY"

WHEN HE WENT TO THE PARTY HE WAS SURPRISED TO SEE OTHER INVITEES WEARING TROUSERS AND SHIRTS AS WELL!!!

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TWO NUNS!!!!! ( CHALU-COMEDY STORY )

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!