Wednesday, May 27, 2009

DOODU STORIES_PART 1



DOODU IS A FRIEND OF MINE.THERE IS A WHOLE LOT OF COMEDY STORIES RELATED TO HIM. HERE ARE SOME HAND PICKED ONES:


(1) " YOU KNOW, OUR COMPANY DIRECTOR IS A USELESS" SAID DOODU TO A LADY COLLEAGUE.
"WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" ASKED THE LADY.
"NO" REPLIED DOODU.
"I AM THE DIRECTOR'S DAUGHTER."SAID THE LADY.
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" ASKED DOODU."NO" SHE REPLIED."THANK GOODNESS!!!" SAID DOODU WITH A SIGN OF RELIEF
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(2) THIS HAPPENED WHEN DOODU WAS IN SCHOOL.
TEACHER ASKED DOODU: HOW CAN YOU PROVE EARTH IS ROUND?
DOODU REPLIED: I CAN'T. BESIDES, I NEVER SAID IT WAS.
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(3) ONCE, WE SAW DOODU SEARCHING NOOK AND CORNER OF THE LIVING ROOM. WE ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS SEARCHING FOR. DOODU SHOUTED:
" BE CAUTIOUS!!!THOSE TRAITORS HAVE KEPT HIDDEN CAMERAS!!!!!!"
WE ASKED IN FEAR"HOW COME YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?". DOODU SAID"THAT GUY ON TV KNOWS WHAT EXACTLY WE ARE DOING. EVERY 5 MINUTES HE KEEPS SAYING YOU ARE WATCHING STAR MOVIES CHANEL.HOW DOES HE KNOWS THAT?"
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(4) ONCE DOODU AND HINI WERE IN RAILWAY STATION. HINI ASKS THE ENQUIRY BOARD "CAN I TAKE THIS TRAIN TO KANNUR?"
"NO" SAID THE PERSON IN ENQUIRY BOARD.
"CAN I???" ASKED DOODU
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(5) DOODU GOT AN INVITATION FOR A PARTY. IN THE INVITATION CARD THEY MENTIONED "BLACK TIE ONLY"
WHEN HE WENT TO THE PARTY HE WAS SURPRISED TO SEE OTHER INVITEES WEARING TROUSERS AND SHIRTS AS WELL!!!
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