Saturday, May 30, 2009

SMS JOKES


HI FRIENDS!!! HERE IS SOME COLLECTION OF SMS JOKES.

1) TEACHER ASKS DOODU:"WHERE ARE YOU BORN?"
DOODU: "THIRUVANANTHAPURAM"
TEACHER:"SPELL IT"
DOODU(AFTER THINKING):"I THINK I WAS BORN IN GOA"
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WHY DOES SASHI SMILES ON LIGHTNING?
HE THINKS HIS PHOTO IS BEING TAKEN
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I ASKED SASHI: :WHEN ITS HOT WHAT WILL YOU DO?
SASHI: I WILL SIT NEAR AIR COOLER
I ASKED SASHI AGAIN: WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN IT IS EVEN HOTTER?
SASHI: I WILL SWICH ON AIR COOLER
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SASHI CALS RAILWAY ENQUIRY: HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE TO REACH ERANAKULAM?
"JUST A MOMENT" SAYS THE RECEPTIONIST. "THANK YOU VERY MUCH" SASHI SAYS AND DISCONNECTS
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SASHI PROPOSED A GIRL. GIRL SAID:"SORRY SASHI,I AM ONE YEAR YEAR ELDER TO YOU"
SASHI:" NO PROBS DARLING...I WILL MARRY YOU NEXT YEAR..."
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SASHI FALLS IN LOVE WITH A NURSE AND WRITES A LOVE LETTER: I LOVE YOU MY DEAR SISTER..............
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ONCE SASHI CALLS DOCTOR:"DOCTOR MY WIFE IS PREGNENT". DOCTOR ASKS"IS THIS HER FIRST CHILD?".SASHI IMMEDIETLY REPLIES: "NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND SPEAKING"
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